Previously on Jungle Fury. The Phantom Beasts got their asses handed to them when they tried to move in against Jarrod’s woman. Casey had a crying fit over not becoming a Master like the others. It was sad.
“Path of the Righteous”

… I don’t have a caption for this. I think you can draw your own conclusions here.
We open the episode with Casey in the pizza shop, working alone. Apparently, Masters don’t do the menial tasks anymore. Dominic sits in the corner reading a book because he’s awesome, but he senses some bad mojo coming off of Casey. He’s still crying on the inside about his lack of Master stripes.
Dominic mentions his new book (a gift from his stalker, Fran, no less) is To Kill a Mockingbird, which is about a man who stands up for what’s right even when the whole town is against him. Wait a minute… THAT SOUNDS JUST LIKE CASEY!
Dominic reveals that he knew Jarrod from Pai Zhua, and that he was a good guy who suffered a hard knock life. For some reason, I just pictured Jarrod with a backwards baseball cap and baggy pants shouting “YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT I BEEN THROUGH!” in his best ghetto accent. Dominic must be picturing something like that too, because he spaces out enough for him to not notice Casey getting up and walking away. I guess Casey got what he needed from him.
Back at the Phantom Pharm, Snapper the turtle stays true to his animal roots and has a breakfast consisting of insects. But Camille warps out of invisible mode and dropkicks his ass to the floor, because that’s apparently all it takes to subdue him. She wants to know why she was targetted for termination, to which Snapper answers that she loves Jarrod and not Dai Shi.
… Huh. On one hand, this makes a lot of sense, and goes with Camille’s comment in the first episode about how hot and bothered she was over Jarrod’s body. On the other hand, I’m lost as to how the Phantoms would be able to tell who she really loves, since she’s still been pretty much evil the whole time they’ve been around anyway.
Meanwhile, Fran does her job and cleans up after the Master slobs, while Theo levitates and stuffs his face with chips. Lily, for the first time ever in the history of history, is the aggressor in their puppy love affair, and asks Theo what he wants to do for their weekly “lunch date.” Theo, being the prick that he is, decides that Masters don’t eat lunch, and Lily walks off. Fran recognizes a woman in heat when she sees one, and slaps Theo upside the head for not seeing it himself. He needs to make his move, and quick.
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